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10.0 Best to Worst (0000/0/0): My ranking of every movie I have finished in order of how worthy of your time they are, based on my opinion. We are using the IGN method of scoring, by restricting everything to a 7. If you are looking for recommendations then this is the list you want. Go top to bottom until you find something you haven't seen before. This should be the default order, unless you pressed a button or if I fucked something up (likely).
7.99 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) (2025/10/29): This really doesn't feel like a 60 year old movie. The visual effects in this film look better than a majority of the films shot today. The antagonist of this story is among the most mysterious in all of fiction. The score is iconic to the point of being a meme. If you haven't seen this movie I would recommend doing no further research and just watching it. Kubrick films are considered the best for a reason.
7.94 Inland Empire (2006) (2025/10/31): David Lynch's masterpiece. The Criterion version of this is using a terrible AI upscale, go for the older Bluray version if you can. Don't look up anything more about this film, just go watch it when you have 3 spare hours.
7.82 Hausu (1977) (2025/10/30): Wouldn't even classify this as a horror movie, other than tropes it employs. I think it was trying to be genuine a psychedelic horror, but through the language barrier and all the lsd I'm can't say that for certain. But what I can say for certain is that this movie is chaotic, surreal and a lot of fun. If you aren't afraid of weird shit then it's a must see.


























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